snirts:

choose ur fighter

witchesversuspatriarchy:

Trying to be more healthy

batttinson:

u r pulling my leg. u have to be

aureahope:

intjint:

blackqueerblog:

every year we have to say it

Trade school is ok!

UNIVERSITIES ARE A STUDENT LOAN SCAM.

THAT BACHELORS DEGREE ISNT GOING TO GET YOU ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW.

TRADE SCHOOLS TAKE HALF THE TIME AT A THIRD OF THE PRICE.

COMMUNITY COLLEGE CREDITS CAN/WILL TRANSFER IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GO.

THE “EXPERIENCE” OF COLLEGE IS CALLED YOUR TWENTIES. DO IT WITHOUT GOING INTO DEBT.

latenightsuburbansprinklersystem:

if im his strongest soldier then God’s armys gonna lose bro

halflifethree:

whatever (renders to 240p because i don’t feel like being 1080p today)

mazzystardust:

worst day ever

funnytwittertweets:

cuteness–overload:

@mspocamoe：how i just watched this 10 times hahahahha

catasters:

lesbf:

current favorite tiktok

sweetsweetemo:

plant-momma:

passionpeachy:

what is stopping hackers from displaying jeff bezo’s credit card number on times square

That just isn’t right. If they displayed his credit card number, the credit company would likely waive all charges made to the account and pay for it by raising fees for everyone else. If they display his DEBIT card, though, that’s a direct line baby.

you. i like you.

magicalgirlmindcrank:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

I can’t condone Christianity but they went off with the cannibalization of the divine

My mom: here eat this, it’s God

Me, like 4yo:

synebluetoo:

synebluetoo:

sudorm-rfslash:

clementiens:

Police vs law enforcement

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

gay-for-fingerless-gloves:

crtter:

crtter:

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

For every single person in the notes going “yeah” or “same” or something like that…