sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
does he not realize i would kill like 7 people for this
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
One of us doesn’t belong here
“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “
hold the phone.
I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life
can somebody write this
is this a written thing
I just love that Aladdin gives his food to two kids. Food he went through a whole musical number for.
bands always have that one member that’s more emo than the rest
Definitely the guy in the hat
I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.
I love you. <3
Mike’s passion while playing drums is simply incredible.
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore