sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “
hold the phone.
yes
wow
I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life
can somebody write this
is this a written thing
I just love that Aladdin gives his food to two kids. Food he went through a whole musical number for.
#we are the generation that grew up on angst and pain #that’s why we’re all fucking insane rn
I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.









