Finally I can rest easy.
ooooohhhhhhhhh I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODAY
I WANNA FEEL THE HEEEEAATTTTT WITH SOMEBODAYY
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
THE SLASH BRINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious
forcing people to reblog your selfies